Going into any Starbucks in the East Village is a toss up. Dirty hipsters, old hippies that can tell stories about the days of Warhol and Basquiat, the “freelancer” (myself included) and the inevitable crazy.
Whenever I’m at Starbucks, I seem to attract a character. On this gloomy, rainy day, a middle-aged lady in a wet fur coat sat next to me. She started telling me how she forgot her umbrella. I wanted to say, “obviously, because you smell like wet dog,” but I refrained and just gave her the “please stop talking to me smile.” A few minutes later, I looked over and she was focused on a serious endeavor.
At this point, I wasn’t surprised that she didn’t buy a drink and was rolling a joint in the middle of Starbucks. She looked at me with not a care in the world (joint in hand) and asked if I liked my Mac because she had “that silver one” but told me it broke because it got wet in the rain (Clearly, she never carries an umbrella). She got up to leave and wished me a good day. I wished her well and hoped that her, and her joint don’t get soaked in the rain…..
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